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Three Irishmen, Paddy, Seamus and Sean, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past an old graveyard.
'Come have a look over here, 'says Paddy, 'It's Michael Brady’s grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 89.'
'That's nothing, 'says Sean, 'here's one named Pat O' Toole, it says here that he was 95 when he died.'
Tthen, Seamus yells out, 'Good God, here's a fella that got to be 147!'
'Jaysus, anyone from hereabouts?' asks Paddy.
'No,' says Seamus, '‘twas a fella called Miles,... from Dublin" |