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Sorraja, vloženo 16:54:46  11. 12. 2007

na VSE radi uchyl... jen pro silnejsi povahy...
http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2007-12/3857_lh.jpg

Shirine Gol, vloženo 16:18:04  11. 12. 2007

To teda :)))))))))

Tidus, vloženo 15:54:10  11. 12. 2007

tak ten prison break je mega hustej :-DD

Legacek, vloženo 11:06:50  11. 12. 2007

http://www.prison-break.cz/files/prison_yo_CZ.swf

Legacek, vloženo 09:45:29  11. 12. 2007

Masakr... to zkusím:-)

Eliss, vloženo 21:28:16  10. 12. 2007

Fionor, vloženo 08:14:10  10. 12. 2007

Aditu: LOL! Hlavně s tím jazykem... :)

Adhil, vloženo 13:12:14  09. 12. 2007

Aditu, vloženo 00:58:10  09. 12. 2007

Hiroe> he was dressed as a big fuckin devil
Hiroe> like, HUGE costume
Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
Hiroe> at some anime con in california
Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
Hiroe> he's riding the elevator down to the con space
Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice

Aditu, vloženo 00:40:24  09. 12. 2007

Sonium> someone speak python here?
lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
lucky> SSSSS
Sonium> the programming language

Aditu, vloženo 00:38:55  09. 12. 2007

lol, bash.org je taky dobrym zdrojem :D

Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

Arian, vloženo 22:40:20  08. 12. 2007

Tohle mne dostalo:

A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS:

"Tomorrow evening at approximately 2000 hours Halley's Comet will be visible in this area; an event which occurs only every 75 years. Have the men fall out in the battalion area in fatigues, and I will explain this rare phenomenon to them. In case of rain, we will not be able to see anything, so assemble the men in the theater and I will show them films of it."

EXECUTIVE OFFICER TO COMPANY COMMANDER:

"By order of the Colonel, tomorrow at 2000 hours, Halley's Comet will appear above the battalion area. If it rains, fall the men out in fatigues, then march to the theater where this rare phenomenon will take place, something which occurs only once every 75 years."

COMPANY COMMANDER TO LIEUTENANT:

"By order of the Colonel be in fatigues at 2000 hours tomorrow evening. The phenomenal Halley's Comet will appear in the theater. In case of rain in the battalion area, the Colonel will give another order, something which occurs once every 75 years."

LIEUTENANT TO SERGEANT:

"Tomorrow at 2000 hours, the Colonel will appear in the theater with Halley's comet, something which happens every 75 years. If it rains, the Colonel will order the comet into the battalion area."

SERGEANT TO SQUAD:

"When it rains tomorrow at 2000 hours, the phenomenal 75-year-old General Halley, accompanied by the Colonel, will drive his comet through the battalion area theater in fatigues."

Aditu, vloženo 20:57:27  07. 12. 2007

a zas něco z lamera .... :D

mergle: Jak zabezpečím WiFi síť?
Tj: no treba podle MAC adresy
mergle: A když nemám Apple?
Tj: *LOL*

Vever, vloženo 18:54:46  07. 12. 2007

Tak to je perfektní. Nevíš náhodou, jetli by to šlo někde sehnat? Lepší dárek už je těžké si představit.

Adhil, vloženo 15:31:30  07. 12. 2007

Fionor, vloženo 21:38:54  06. 12. 2007

Krásná blondýnka v minisukni, pod kterou je "naostro", si u baru dá kávu.
Dopije a zavolá číšníka, aby zaplatila: "Mám malou černou...."
"To se nedá přehlédnout." (říká číšník)
"A stojí?"
"Ano, všem okolo!" (odpoví číšník)

Kedrigern, vloženo 19:59:15  06. 12. 2007

Chlápek přijde domů a na vodítku drží živou kozu.Přijde do obýváku,kde stojí jeho žena a povídá: "To je ta kráva, co jí mrdám, když máš
krámy." Manželka na to: "Kdybys nebyl úplně blbej, tak bys poznal, žeto není kráva!" Chlápek na to: "Kdybys nebyla úplná piča, tak bys poznala, že nemluvím s tebou !!!"

Adhil, vloženo 10:37:31  06. 12. 2007

Silwarel, vloženo 21:58:41  05. 12. 2007

Mangoooooooooooooooo!!!!

Petrius, vloženo 17:12:23  05. 12. 2007

byloto tu...
fotbalový zápas je cool!

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